Friday, October 12, 2007

Late night show

係ATV 睇到David Letterman 吾知幾耐之前既show

1) J-Lo

David Letterman, 'hey, u look fabulous, how have u been in the last summer'
J Lo 一到場, 答一兩條例問題,即提高8度既聲(講真.刺耳個隻)話..

'oh my god ! it was fabuloous..i was staying at the blah blah blah..and it was so much fun…Me and my husband(Marc Anthony?) were spending a lot of time together which mostly others don't..and it was just great….etc'

大佬,有幾多人有興趣知你有幾enjoy有幾great 呀, 使者吾使係度問句就"自high"一場?

2) Alan Greenspan

David Letterman,

'I remember when we were kids, when the radio announced the fed reserve committee's chairman Mr Alan Greenspan 's decision on the interest rate' we would just get tensed up and hold on to something,
that 's all i know >

A.G, 'wow, that s a lot !'

之後見到 D.L 好恭敬甘問左AG 1連串既問題, AG 亦真係好諗過先去答,尤其係 Wal mart/ China既trade,係影響緊好多原本冇咩$既人,令佢地而加有d好既生活(in Asia)

J Lo 都係算吧啦, 埋尾出黎唱歌咪算囉!
其實首歌幾好聽..

Friday, October 5, 2007

陳經紀 &張師奶

陳經紀

'琴晚美國個邊數據出得好差,d YEN又好勁既揸盤
跟住阿伯南克又出黎講野.股市個邊又插200點'

'我諗最好都係守一陣,留番有大戶吸納個陣先郁
就隱陣d'

'最好係道指1xxx個邊做,支持黎架
跟住落個止賺同止蝕,甘就冇死啦'

'況且而加Global markets個correlation 甘tight
中國d錢係甘入,係可以執到d既'

以上係 一段金融稿
我亦相信醒既Account executive 係吾會用自已$落場
以上個段只不過係佢自己落場個陣輸左而綜合出既感受

1)先以客觀數據
琴晚美國...沽壓...伯南克...講野etc
根本就只不過 = 食飯..上廁...訓覺
全部冇參考價值

2)道指1xxx個邊做….支持...止賺同止蝕..
支持既野..10間i bank..10個吾同支持
佢尻知邊個真係支持呀…

3)收劍式
再配合Macro view 令你覺得
係喎..真係好易喎


冇錯..而加真係易到..盲既去開account..和尚又去開account..
公安叫d賊打劫不如去炒股
即係等如通街隨手飄過就係$

有股票,冇窮人 !
只要信,不要問 !

吾使讀書返工去炒股

張師奶

'做人唯1執$機會
去炒股!'

'吾好問美國咩升得最勁
'吾好問我咩叫technical analysis
'千其吾好要我知咩叫EPS earning per share

'我淨係知(抄)number'

'邊個係中國現任領導人?'
'我淨係知中國概念!'
'淨係知Olympics 黎緊
中國冇窮人'

'衰鬼........
'最好哦使記埋number,甘Q長又有甘多隻
'我1朝早起身睇下個去邊度旅行算吧啦 !'

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

車輪戰

某年某晚係銅鑼灣某bar內

當晚既玄局只有我跟他兩人
一直吹下水,飲下野
酒巡3杯已覺冇話
(男人同男有甘多野講咩?)
(死人冧樓停職炒魷被女飛除外)
(吾通我隊你,你隊我一直到天光?)

我兩受着bar老闆的引領
跟兩名陌生女子共坐一枱
一件似咩咩(總之吾掂..乜樣都吾記得)
另一件個5官似返個人但個身型似舉重
阿咩咩仲話自己岩岩失戀
(賤人話:失戀就咪飲啦,飲左你都冇着數,你似要整容岩d)

玩着骰鐘遊戲
酒酣耳熱之際
阿咩咩話要走先
得返我地3個
玩到甘上下又吾知點樣同其他枱既人撈埋1碟玩
總之酒醉程度不斷升溫

係電光火石間
阿舉重姐姐竟然無端端同我友咀左1啖
係咀對咀成幾秒個隻
仲係毫無先兆事前冇拖手冇交流
都吾知咩世界
明白到即興既藝術

過左吾知幾耐
埋單走人
部(車立)出名等好耐
我地3個同好多人一齊等
唯有監生屈左入去

係人逼人既情況下
我同舉重姐姐幾近面貼面
係個1刻綠茶同芝華氏已經充斥係佢面上既血流
其實佢既5官係不俗既
(可能係酒精催發下
加上我成晚冇同人甘貼面又冇女友)

就係呢個時候
佢竟然錫左落我個咀度
而我又冇掙紮/又有選擇性地吾記得佢係10分鐘前先咀過我個frd

即係話…………
我同我個frd係交叉感染左呢個車輪

仲要好似係同1個舉重既人…..
唉..